Tuesday, February 8, 2011

If I were a Boy

I am just wondering why I was born as a gal and not a guy. If I had a choice I would have preferred to be a guy for all the stupid reasons I have:

I wud hv dressed up the way I want, Wear the baggy things, walk down on the street with faded shorts

Leave the hair uncombed, grow beard 

Have a big tattoo on shoulder. 

Get a great bike and drive long distances (experience the speed) 

Roam on streets till what ever time I want  and whenever I want 

Would have chosen mountaineering  as my profession

Experienced harsh words from dad 

Drink beers(list continues)  with friends in a beach 

Break the rules according to my Wish 

Enjoy night life 

Flirt with many gals and date many ;-)

Less gossiping 

Wud hv done crazy & Wild acts

Loved a pretty gal, experienced her love and wud have never hurt my baby ( as i knw how it feels)

Wud hv never cheated on my partner.

Finally I will experience how it feels like to be a guy !

Life would have been so much more WONDERFUL!

Not that being a girl life is miserable or anything; it has its own merits.. 

Luv,
Bharu..


16 comments:

  1. "....never hurt my baby ( as i knw how it feels)
    Wud hv never cheated on my partner."


    -Seems someone had hurt u badly :p

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  2. I too had one such weird thot.. but think in this way... And its Great to be a girl:
    - u can use tears as a threat
    - yu can always find some1 to pay yur bill
    - yu can slap hard :@
    - Yu can be the subject of almost all the luv songs :-*
    - No matter hw mean yu r, yu can always get some1 to fall in luv wit a gal!! :)
    - Yu can drive and hit any1...no1 ll scold yu... and ther ll be lot f people to help yu arnd... and wit guys? yu knw rite?
    - And the dad thing.. yu ll always stay as a princess in his life.. and being a boy, yu knw hw it is rite?
    - Beer, yu stil can drink..
    - Wild nd crazy stuff, yu can stil do
    - Wht gal if she doesnt gossip ah?
    - Yu can be called Cute

    So on and on and on

    ISNT IT?

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  3. @ Komathi: yes dear i double agree with u, but tht was a weird thought as i was envied by my cousins.. whtever i think ur comment can be taken as blog post. do post it on ur blog.

    @ Sri: ya smone has hurt me really badly. after knwng this also few ppl hurt me badly..

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  4. Ha ah ha then ll think abt blogging this ;)

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  5. @komathi
    come on girl, welcome to the real world,
    we dont entertain mean girls anymore
    and we dont give a damn thing to call a girl "pretty" and pamper her
    and tears, literally "who cares"
    always princess? ugh!! :D
    if the girl is mean, a guy like me would say "fcku off"
    :p

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  6. @ Sri: oh man very rude comment but still i consider it as ur view and remember this won't be the same reply from all the guys.. i feel still humanity exists.. :)

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  7. Sri...
    I give a DAMN to wht yu say...

    And im sure yu are aware my comment wasn't for yu and if yu r not, then let me clear its not for yu..if yu stil got a problem with it, guess yu shld stay out f it..chuck it off, man!

    And hell yea, yu shldnt invite yurself to a convo, without an invite..

    BETTER STAY OUT

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  8. @ Komathi!
    if u didnt give a damn thing! why did u get excited and reply back!
    it wasnt to point out some some in earth! who has time to talk about you in particular lolzzz

    i posted reply to someone who posted comment

    who the f**k cares if she/he likes it or not

    and if u have a problem with my reply, kindly dont bother to read it again! alryt?

    to all the paranoids on earth!! GO ******* , control your emotions ! don't get excited... come out of your paranoia...

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  10. wht piece of shit was tht... for goddamn fuckin sake... i wasnt the one who replied referin to any1's comment or any1's name first...

    and holy crap! for wht joy do i need to be excited? and emotions? whoa! whoa! whts are they now??... anywys i got better thngs to do rather to keep replyin to any damn shits..

    Anyways., it wud be very gud, if ppl dont comment on comments rather comment on the post..and my comment was not for any commenters too.. guess its so very clear and simple too...

    Stop behavin lik a LOSER.. Grow up

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  11. @komathi
    The only reason I am not replying to the fullest extent is that i dont want to get down to your level. I don't have much time for cheap shit!

    all that i have time to write is that "it wasnt meant to hurt some _____ on earth. who expects people to cry, shout and raise their BP on blogs, its meant to be taken on the lighter note, rather than taking it personally and writing about invitations and convo..

    ,|,,



    This part is for every one in general:
    looser is the one who deletes his/ her comments. NOT ME!
    got balls? point your comment to me, rather than posting it in the air

    with love
    http://www.flash-screen.com/free-wallpaper/uploads/201009/imgs/1285550796_1280x800_big-teeth-rabbit.jpg

    PS: Don't expect my reply again. got an important meeting at office today..

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  12. before leaving for meeting
    GO ***K your ***F

    with love and hugs
    Sreekanth

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  13. Nice Post Bharthi... But I totally agree with Srik...
    I too had some comments but looking at the way of thinking of some ppl here i tot better keep silent!

    @ Srik: (Banging my hand against my head)Why r u unnecessarily wasting u r time by arguing with an idiot ,who will take u down to their level and beat u with their experience... and I bet they dont even understand wat i have mentioned here! Yes they read it twice and thrice above that they dont reply cuz they dont understand!! hahah... it has become so common!!

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